King Missle was one of my favorite bands from way back in high school days. With a melody that is vaguely reminiscient of Guantanamera, adding an accompanying harmonica with sporadic xylophone in the background, this spoken word piece encapsulates a personality type I would run into a lot over the years. The words speak volumes, as does this Genius attribution about them below:

Fluting on the Hump and Mystical Shit were my favorite King Missle albums, although they gained some modest acclaim a few years later with their single Detachable Penis. "Take Stuff From Work", "Gary and Melissa", "Jesus was Way Cool" were some of my favorites. Silly & surreal storytelling combined with notes of observational comedy. Definitely helpful to lighten a mood.